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The Orb Offers Massive Signals

by TOOMS

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1.
Lamentations 01:35
Lamentations chapter 3, verses 1 - 18
2.
As the steam rises from the late lakes digestive warriors arm themselves with shortbread shields bourbons prepare the Swiss battering ram roll for the bakewell battle that lies ahead kettles whistle in the distance as the nice soldiers descend into the tea time valley marching with tears in their eyes towards an inevitable demise they boldly cry, their mantra, at dawn scalding hot chocolate pours fourth from the custard cream castle walls fig roll cannon balls roar through a milky sky warriors crumble and turn to a sugary dust coconut cream slay coconut kin in what's now known as the battle of the biscuit tin all this suffering to feed the greed of the ruling rich tea bitch dipping and dunking any and all who dare stand in her way she! Bitter and black as American with no cream 800 FOOT TALL PINK WAFER WOMAN HER MASSIVE MAJESTY chocolate-chip long ships ride in armed with liqourice whip trapping the survivors on the sherbet shores useless war fought for an unjust rule one final time the scream their mantra at dawn MANTRA AT DAWN
3.
Megalobong 06:26
The meg, la bong, bong, rip, tide Big shark Hungry Surfers Smoke Big shark Ate Steve Big Shark Munchies The meg, la bong, bong, rip, tide It swims With eyes of rage towards me
4.
Zipperface 03:43
Michael you said Blade in your head Gimp in leather he left you for dead Zipperface zipperface zipperface zipperface Vitamin chief He drinks his milk He wears a shirt and a tie made from silk Zipperface zipperface zipperface zipperface Zipperface zipperface zipperface zipperface zipperface zipperface zipperface zipper!! Afterlife I have arrived
5.
Stampede 05:55
Mammal, Maul man, Do not stay, Run away You shall be Trampled to Death! Herd! Rush! Panic! Hoof! Little man Mangled face Crushed bone No escape Rush! Panic! Hoof! Charge! Mad cow Do not stand Moo! Final chance Save your flesh Mind is gone Postpone death Herd hates you! Human beef Panic! Hoof! Stampede!!!
6.
'Oumuamua 01:11
7.
One Ton Soup 07:04
One. One tone. One. Tone soup burns you. Burns. Boils teeth. Melts. Gums and scalds lips. You. You chose. The. Special of the day. Death. Death broth. Death. Death broth drinks you. Wake. Wake up. Wake. Wake up in wok. Now. Now your. Now. Now your sautéed Shaved. And skinned. Hung . You been bleed dry. Blow. It’s hot. Blow. Or tongue get sore. Death. Death broth. Death. Death broth bubbles. One. One tone. One. Tone soup drank you. Your. Your blood. Your. Blood and guts gone. Hot. Hot oils. Skin. Crispy garnish. Taste. Taste good. Hu. Hu-man hot pot. Devil. Devil chef. Serve. You soup on plate. Death. Death broth. Death. Death broth rules world
8.
Krokodil Den 05:27
Flesh and bone become paste Been torn apart by krokodil Body parts create a wicked stench of rotting meat Brutal attack is violent Do anything to get your fix Throat congeals it blocks up Been torn apart by krokodil Krokodil den x8
9.
Horse back battle attack Bow bent skin rent Life's length runs short Warlords slaughter Catholic nightmare Long skulls raw meat Tribesmen eat flesh Of legionnaires in sandals Arrows pierce the eye Romans won't survive Deep cuts at birth Infants face bleeds Now nothing hurts Drink from tits earned Died on wedding night Drunk and nosebleed Empire fades out But legend lives on Arrows pierce the eye Romans won't survive Buried in secret Gravediggers lives end Savage ruthless Even in death I am Attila the Hun History's meanest son of a gun I am Attila the Pun This song is nearly done Arrows pierce the eye Romans won't survive Roman's won't survive Arrows pierce the eye Steal the land Conquer Rome
10.
Primordial earth, mystic realm golem of stone, portal possessor guardian roams, its ancient expanse task bestowed from visions of olde Warden patrols, watches the tide never to step beyond the face. Bound to the Burren from which it came, guarding the portal to astral plane. Nomadic human, gigantic form, wades in slow, storm in his eye from where sea meets the sky looming threat approaches Moher Golem is sat,with hands in lap. Prepared and readied to face nomad. Fist is raised over cliff edge. Prophecy tells, no more than this.. GEEZER channels, THIS ancient soul ASTRAL MEDIUM, SONGS unfold. Access demand, gateway denied hand of stone, hex cast. Physical form bound to sea stack. Prisoner of cliff, motionless kept. Still, and silent, millennia pass Spirit breaks free at last. Searching through time for host Finding the Sabbath in 69 Geezer...ancient soul...songs unfold.

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Recorded at the Learning Hub Limerick, Chris' house & Alex's attic.

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released July 17, 2020

Recorded, Engineered and Mixed by Chris Quigley
Mastered by Tony Fitz

Cover art by Paul Cashin.
Design work by Paul Smith.
Photography by Jake Casey.

Bass - Anto “Cheese-Head” Donnellan
Guitar & Vocal – Alex “Shannon Chains” Hölzinger
Drums & Percussion – Kieran “Gracious K” Grace

Chris Quigley - synth on Megalobong & One Ton Soup, Fender Rhodes on Stampede, synth and additional guitars on Retrograde / Ode to an Orb

Diarmuid O Sé - Vocals on Attila the Pun & Stampede

Pádraig O’Donoghue - Violin on Mantra at Dawn

Maria Larkin - Vocals on Retrograde / Ode to an Orb

Oisin Hölzinger - Trumpets on Lamentations

Alex Hölzinger - Orbital sander on Retrograde / Ode to an Orb, engineering and recording on Lamentations

Anto Donnellan - additional guitar on Retrograde / Ode to an Orb

Kieran Grace - vocals on Lamentations

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TOOMS Limerick, Ireland

Metalic prog sludge from Eire.

Propper fuckin slippery shtoyle!

Big Al- Guitar & vocals.

Anno- Bass

Gracious K- Drums & vocal



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